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DEGEN THERAPY
Walk-ins Welcome
Open 24/7 (because markets never close)
Suite 420 • Dr. Anon, PhD in Losses
CRYPTO'S FIRST ON-CHAIN SUPPORT GROUP

Every degen needs $THERAPY

You've been rugged. Liquidated. You bought the top and sold the bottom. You told your wife it was "research." You need help. You need $THERAPY.

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Wojak on therapy couch

Are you a degen?

Check your symptoms. Be honest. (We know you won't be.)

Check your symptoms above...

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The Cure

Clinical trials show a 100% improvement in vibes.

BEFORE $THERAPY
Sad Wojak before therapy
  • Checking charts at 3AM
  • Down 90% on leverage
  • "It's just unrealized loss"
  • Wife left
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AFTER $THERAPY
Chad Wojak after therapy
  • Still checking charts at 3AM
  • Down 90% but at peace
  • "It's just money lol"
  • Wife's boyfriend is chill
The cure exists.

How to get $THERAPY

4 easy steps. Easier than admitting you have a problem.

1
👻
Get a Wallet
Download Phantom wallet. It's free. Unlike your losses.
2
◎
Get SOL
Buy SOL from an exchange. Transfer to your Phantom wallet.
3
Pump.fun
Go to Pump.fun
Navigate to pump.fun and connect your wallet.
4
$THERAPY
Buy $THERAPY
Swap SOL for $THERAPY. Healing begins immediately.

Group therapy sessions

Real confessions from real degens. Names withheld. Wallets exposed.

Session 1 • Coping level: Critical
Anonymous Degen #4291

"I sold ETH at $200 in 2020 to buy a gaming PC. That PC can't even run my regret."

Session 3 • Coping level: Terminal
Anonymous Degen #8832

"I used 100x leverage on a coin called $BUTTHOLE. I am now the butthole."

Session 7 • Coping level: Denial
Anonymous Degen #1337

"My wife thinks I'm a software engineer. I'm actually just a man who stares at candles."

Session 2 • Coping level: Advanced
Anonymous Degen #6969

"I screenshot my portfolio when it's green and delete the app when it's red. This is my risk management strategy."

Session 12 • Coping level: Enlightened
Anonymous Degen #0042

"I told my therapist about my losses. He started crying. Then he bought $THERAPY."

Session 5 • Coping level: Acceptance
Anonymous Degen #5555

"I set a stop loss once. It felt wrong. I removed it. Got liquidated. Felt right."

Your treatment plan

Dr. Anon has reviewed your case. Here's your prescription.

℞ PRESCRIPTION Patient: You (probably)
Dosage
1,000,000,000
total supply — take as needed
Co-pay
0%
tax — unlike your actual therapist
Insurance
VOIDED
LP burned — no refunds on healing
Refills
NONE
mint revoked — one chance to heal

Patient reviews

4.2 out of 5 stars (the 0.8 was from paper hands)

★★★★★

"After buying $THERAPY, I still lose money. But now I feel better about it."

— @liquidated_again
★★★★☆

"My portfolio is down 90% but my mental health is up 2%. Progress."

— @ser_this_is_fine
★★★★★

"I showed this to my actual therapist. He quit. Now he trades memecoins."

— @bag_holder_69
★★★☆☆

"Bought $THERAPY at the top. At least this time it was on purpose."

— @just_one_more_trade

You can't fix the market.
But you can get $THERAPY.

Side effects may include: hopium, copium, irrational confidence, and checking your wallet every 30 seconds.

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